WebMar 31, 2016 · Below you’ll find 20 great takes on the classic “A guy walks into a bar…” joke. 1. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. 2. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. 3. A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender says, "Hey pal, don't start anything in here." 4. WebA grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?' …

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WebThe grasshopper’s real name is Steve and he’s not impressed by what the bartender says. I get the feeling that the grasshopper must hear this in every bar it walks into. Of … WebA grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme … earlee mug

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Web“A grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, in passing, ‘Do you know we have a drink named after you?’ The grasshopper says, ‘No really? You … WebMay 14, 2016 · A grasshopper hops into a bar, and the bartender says, “You’re a celebrity, We actually have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper asks, “Why would you name a drink Cedric?” 9. Sitting at a bar, a pony says to her server in a semi whisper, “I’d like to order the daily special.” The server says, “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!” WebA completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." css for footer always at bottom